REDMOND, Wash. — Jeffrey Steitzer, voice of the Halo multiplayer announcer, has been fired from Halo Studios following offensive comments made in the aftermath of seven player deaths.
“Seven people died today in a matter of 30 seconds. The general public may not realize just how devastating of a kill count this is. The Red Team only has four players on it. That means three of them came back to life only to be killed by the shooter a second time,” said FBI Director Kash Patel. “And as it’s all happening, this Halo announcer is shouting ‘Triple Kill! Overkill!’ — making a mockery of their unlimited lives. It’s a tragedy. Red Team, I’ll see you in Valhalla. Or maybe Blood Gulch or Ragnarok depending on which Halo we’re playing.”
Many folks have taken to social media explicitly calling for the firing of those like the Halo announcer celebrating violence.
“Disgusting behavior coming from the Halo announcer celebrating this political violence. Shouting “Killimanjaro” for everyone to hear, are you kidding me?” said Laura Loomer in Twitter post. “My heart goes out to the Red Team. Those were good, conservative, Christian Spartans under that red armor. Sure they may just be be pixels on a screen, but they didn’t deserve this. They were champions of free speech, which is why I’m calling for the immediate removal of this lunatic @Microsoft @Xbox @Halo @Reggie.”
Halo Studios alongside parent company Microsoft released a statement concerning Steitzer’s employment status.
“We strongly object to the recent comments made by Mr. Steitzer celebrating these on-screen deaths,” a Halo Studios spokesperson said. “His words are inexcusable and we’ve made the decision to retroactively remove Mr. Steitzer’s voice lines from all Halo games. Multiplayer games will continue for now without announcements, but we are fast tracking new audio recordings with Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld to be implemented shortly.”
At press time, the FBI released a statement confirming the announcer to have been inspired by “black ideology” upon discovering Kilimanjaro is the name of a mountain in Africa.
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