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Now More Than Ever, It Is Imperative That Tim Sweeney Log Off

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Now More Than Ever, It Is Imperative That Tim Sweeney Log Off

Last year, following Tim Sweeney’s full-throated endorsement of racist, conspiratorial tweets from Elon Musk, we implored the Epic Games CEO to log off. Now, in the somehow already worse year of 2026, we feel the need to urgently reiterate that message.

At the tail end of last week, Sweeney decided to once again swing to the rescue of the richest man on the planet by quote-retweeting an article headlined “U.S. Senators Ask Apple and Google to Remove X and Grok Apps Over Sexualized Image Generation” with the following bit of commentary

“Reason #42 for open platforms: to shut down every politician’s incessant demands to all gatekeepers to censor all of their political opponents. All major AIs have documented instances of going off the rails; all major AI companies make their best efforts to combat this; none are perfect. Politicians demanding gatekeepers selectively crush the one that's their political opponent's company is basic crony capitalism.”

This prompted more than a few raised eyebrows, seeing as one could – sans much or really any mental gymnastics – infer that Sweeney was defending Musk and co’s recent decision to implement AI tools that allow X/Twitter users to generate pornographic imagery of minors. Or at least that he was minimizing the harm those tools have caused and continue to cause. PC Gamer published a piece suggesting as much and also rightly pointing out the hypocrisy of Sweeney taking such a nauseating stance while overseeing a store that couldn’t stomach Horses, a tame art game that sparked a bewildering panic around nonexistent sexual content involving a minor. 

Over the weekend, Sweeney, a billionaire with at least a billion better things to be doing, logged on perhaps harder than ever to call PC Gamer’s article “a vile lie.” 

“I criticized a government official for pressuring Apple and Google to block a speech app owned by their political opponent,” he wrote, “deplatforming 500,000,000 users on the pretense of stopping a small number of users from distributing disgusting content.” 

Where to begin. First and foremost, hosting pornographic material involving minors is a crime to the extent that, as Chris pointed out on Aftermath Hours last week, X users could be implicated by downloading the app. And even if you agree with Sweeney’s techno-libertarian stance that lawmakers should have no power here, there must be some kind of consequence for creating history’s most powerful child porn engine. Otherwise, as we have seen time and time again specifically from billionaires like Musk, wealthy assholes will simply do whatever they please if it suits their vainglorious desires. 

It’s worth noting that legal and financial constraints have caused Musk to fold in the past – for example in 2018 when he essentially committed fraud by claiming on Twitter that he’d secured funding to take Tesla private, at which point the SEC offered him a deal that’d force him to step down as chairman, which he rejected, and then sued him, causing him to accept the deal. Now, however, Musk owns the regulators, making consequential US government intervention a far less likely proposition. But this gives up the game as to what billionaires like Musk and Sweeney really want: Not a lawless land in which openness and innovation thrive, but one where the laws bend to and serve their specific wills.

Beyond that, if we’re really choosing to die on this hill, we must consider the matter of intent: OpenAI, as much of a stain on what remains of society as it is, at least has a policy stating that its services "must never be used to exploit, endanger, or sexualize anyone under 18 years old." (Granted, other companies with similar policies, like Microsoft, have previously struggled with deepfake porn, and OpenAI’s forthcoming “adult mode” will almost certainly prove to be a disaster.) X, for its part, has referred members of the press to a tweet from earlier this month in which it said that “Anyone using or prompting Grok to make illegal content will suffer the same consequences as if they upload illegal content.” Thus far, however, the results speak for themselves. It is clear that X did not implement rigorous safeguards before releasing this feature, and now – instead of taking the whole thing offline until it’s in better shape – the company is attempting to monetize it

I’d be remiss if I didn’t also point to Sweeney’s own history where deplatforming users is concerned. As Nathan Brown, writer of the HitPoints newsletter, put it: “[All of this] from a guy who deplatformed tens of millions of his own users so he could pressure Apple and Google to change what he considered an immoral policy.” But then, said policy happened to cost Sweeney money, obviously making it a far more urgent matter than something that stands to enable pedophiles while endangering, traumatizing, and embarrassing countless children, as well as numerous adults (mostly women). Meanwhile, thanks to the recent addition of microtransactions on Sweeney's platform, a user-generated game popular with millions of younger players now includes real-money gambling.

Sweeney, like every other tantrum-throwing tech baby irreparably brain-poisoned by a mixture of obscene wealth and an app where people are sometimes a little mean to them, needs to log off. He needed to do it yesterday – and also all the days before. But hey, the sun will rise again tomorrow. There is still hope, dim though it might be.

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Now More Than Ever, It Is Imperative That Tim Sweeney Log Off
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House Democrats Confident Pacifist Run Still Possible

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WASHINGTON — Confident that the route is still “absolutely viable”, House Democratic leaders announced today that they remain fully committed to completing the current legislative session as a full pacifist run despite clear indicators that the majority party has switched to an all-out combat build.

“We know many out there think the pacifist path is impossible, but it would be foolish to change paths now after having spent so much time working toward this goal,” said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, indicating to a large “The Pen Is Mightier” achievement tracker printed on posterboard. “By sticking to dialogue-only interactions, avoiding all optional battles over legislation, carefully letting bills expire so as not to level up anything, and refusing to use any political capital, we believe we are well on our way to the true ending.”

Meanwhile, members of the opposing party have reportedly adopted a high-damage, low-defense build that prioritizes constant action over long-term survivability.

“The GOP are doing a full berserker run,” said Democratic Strategist Mark Halper. “They’re taking massive self-damage, clearing the worst possible objectives, and triggering every chaos event on the map. We’re hoping that our increased fundraising effort will help us fully map out all possible dialogue trees so there is no chance we trigger a cutscene we’re not prepared for.”

The representative from Connecticut, Chris Murphy, known for his fiery speeches from the House floor, gave a fiery speech addressing fellow Democrats on the house floor.

“The tree of Liberty must be passionately encouraged by the words of the patriots,” he declared to an audience of House Democrats. “Incisive words and consistent rhetoric are the most effective tools we’ve allowed ourselves. I know victory through inaction is possible. I remember reading about another country that did it. Maybe Portugal? I think it was in a guide I saw. We have several Pages scouring GameFAQs as we speak.”

At press time, representatives were debating whether sharing a viral Instagram post detailing the extent of the problem would be considered unprofessional if done with their work accounts, or whether posting it to their personal accounts would violate their restriction on “provocative gestures.”

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Microsoft Launches New Toll-Free Number To Report Neighbors Still Using Windows 10

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REDMOND, Wash. — After a shocking report revealing that 43% of Windows 10 users have declined to upgrade to Windows 11, Microsoft announced a new 1-800 number to report outdated users.

“This really requires a nationwide effort. We need your help. You’re our eyes and ears,” declared Executive Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer Takeshi Numoto, in a public address. “Spot someone working on a screenplay in a café, and that full-screen Windows 8 Start Menu pops up? Call it in. Hear someone referencing the ‘Documents and Settings’ folder at work? Call it in. Catch a friend talking about finally getting into Black And White, or Motocross Madness 2? Call it in. We’re beyond people opting-in at this point. We need to take action.”

Senior Security Analyst Harlan Reiser echoed that this was a necessary escalation in Microsoft’s ongoing war against their own previously-released software.

“Remember the days of Service Pack 3? Back then everyone just installed whatever we told them—but that’s not an option anymore. There are people out there, just like you or me, running machines that have no Game Pass support. No way of integrating with Copilot. Running Office 2013 with no subscription whatsoever and missing out on the latest résumé templates and Word Art. Windows 10 hasn’t gotten a single major update since we decided to stop updating it, and these people are missing out. You wouldn’t wish that on your neighbor.”

In just a few days of operation, ordinary citizens who previously had no thoughts about ActiveX Security Updates have had new fears sparked and inflamed.

“Good operating systems make good neighbors; that’s what my dad always told me,” said neighborhood busybody Glen Kravitz. “My little Kevin was playing video games with the Rudnick boy down the road a few weeks ago. That night at dinner he asks me why our Start Button isn’t all the way on the left like at their house! He shouldn’t be thinking about user customization yet, he just turned 9 in October. Thank god for that hotline. Call took barely five minutes, and that Rudnick house was cleaned out and on the market before you could say ‘Hey Cortana’.”

At press time, Microsoft had released the first look at a series of afterschool specials encouraging children to report their out-of-date loved ones, starring Clippy.

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Tetsuya Nomura Illustrates Final Fantasy VII and Dragon Quest VII Crossover Artwork for 2026

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Square Enix has unveiled new artwork by Tetsuya Nomura depicting the protagonists of Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade and Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. This artwork celebrates that 2026 is the year of “VII,” with both of these remade entries receiving the spotlight at the same time. You can view this new artwork by Nomura below, which [...]
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Suikoden STAR LEAP Manga Begins English Serialization on Kadocomi

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Konami has announced that the Suikoden STAR LEAP manga adaptation has begun its English serialization on Kadocomi. This bimonthly series, Suikoden STAR LEAP: Trails of the Stars, by Aki Shimizu, can be viewed for free here. The next planned update will be on February 5, 2025. His homeland has been engulfed in war for many [...]
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JRPG Fan Kicks Off Vacation by Talking to Everyone in Town

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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — One visitor to a popular California tourist destination kicked off his vacation not by enjoying the town’s shopping, Spanish architecture, or beaches, but by approaching every single person in town for a conversation.

“I’m a big fan of JRPGs,” said Charlie Donovan. “My experience with the genre taught me that the first thing you’re supposed to do when you arrive in a new town is talk to everyone. Most people aren’t going to have anything interesting to say, but if you don’t talk to everyone, you’ll probably miss out on critical plot information or maybe even a rare item.”

Speaking with every single person he could find took days, but Donovan claimed it was a productive experience.

“Everyone knows that you have to talk to everyone at least twice in case there’s unique dialogue after your first interaction. So I made sure to exhaust all dialogue options with each person I approached. It took me hundreds of hours, but sitting through hundreds of hours of pointless dialogue is nothing new for me,” Donovan said. “Eventually someone taught me about how the new mayor is bad for the fishing industry. So I accepted the mission and decided to pay the mayor a visit.”

On the way, Donovan even earned a helpful item.

“This guy I approached asked for all my money,” Donovan said. “I gave it to him thinking something interesting might happen. He left pretty quickly and at first I felt ripped off. But then I noticed he dropped a knife on the ground, so I equipped it. That sure came in handy at the mayor’s house. I was able to beat the final boss in just minutes.”

After completing the quest, Donovan was seen checking every trash can and bookshelf in the area for helpful items.

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