DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. — Loving parent Debra Swanson showed interest in her son’s tech career by following all of his AI slop accounts.
“My Steven is such a smart boy! Can you believe he made these?” Debra reported. “I love the one he made recently of Charlie Kirk hugging George Floyd in heaven. Such a powerful message. I made sure to say in the comments how proud I was of my little man! I follow dozens of his accounts online and watch everything posted on each one. It ends up taking hours of my day but he needs to know how happy I am for him! I don’t understand many, like the ones with all the sad cats because cats shouldn’t be sad, but he’s the big internet star!”
Steven Swanson, Debra’s son and AI slop creator, was indifferent about his mom’s support.
“Yeah I have about 80 accounts on Instagram alone. I hope to get enough views to make a profit,” Steven explained. “My mom likes all my posts, it’s nice of her I guess. A few of my accounts are for fake movie trailers and posters. She will sometimes call me up and tell me things like she thinks Will Smith is going to be terrible as the next James Bond. She’ll also ask if I know any of the sexy trad women who say they are single. I’m not even aware of most of these posts until she congratulates me on them.”
Mrs. Swanson also regularly sends her son’s work to all of her friends.
“I don’t get them from her directly, but she sends them to my mom who sends them to me and says ‘Debra’s boy made this’. I’ll be visiting for Thanksgiving and she will shove her phone an inch from my face to a picture he made of a shitty burger that looks like the face of Queen Elizabeth if you squint,” reported Jessica Sheridan, whose mom is close friends with Debra. “She tells me that because I went to art school I should really talk to that guy sometime. I tell her that’s okay and then she looks at me like I must have had some huge falling out with him. I think I met him once fifteen years ago?”
At press time, Debra had also befriended several of the people commenting on her son’s posts, unaware that most of them are bot accounts created by Steven as well.
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